I meant to post this a few days ago but i forgot , sorry. I wanted to say thank you to everyone for the birthday wishes.
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
So today is my birthday and as a little gift to myself, I decided to post a FEW pics of guys that I would love sometime alone with. So in no particular order, after my number one man, they are as followed and remember there are many more to go this list, I am to lazy to post them all.
Casey Kotchman....Brian Urlacher....Alan Ritchson
Derek Jeter & Alex Rodriguez....Dan Wells....Chris Evans
Jason Taylor....Jason Statham....Freddie Ljungberg
Kasey Kahne....Josh Duhamel....Jeremy Bloom
Michael Owen....Kelly Slater....Ryan Reynolds
Ryan Phillippe....Reggie Bush....Paul Walker
Alex Smith....Brandon Beemer....Andy Roddick
Posted by Closeted at 1:18 AM
Sunday, July 22, 2007
...if my parents suspect anything, since I have never brought home and/or even talk about girls.
...if my close cousins, that I hang out with often, suspects anything.
...if my close friends suspect anything because I have never really talked about girls with them and, like my parents, they have never seen me with a girl.
...how different my life would be if I was out.
...if I will ever meet the right person and be able to live a life with lying to myself and the rest of the world.
...if others find me at least somewhat decent looking, because I do not.
...how my parents, family and friends would take it when and even if I ever come out.
...would my parents be as accepting as Tim's parents were, CONGRADS Tim.
...what it would be like to have brothers and/or sisters, someone that I can talk to, not about this stuff but just about things in general.
...if I will ever have the balls to go to a gar bar or event.
...how many others out there are in the same situation that I am in and feel the same way I do.
...if there really is such a thing as gay vibes, if so
...if I give off a gay vibe and can anyone pick up on it.
...when will I stop being such a sensitive little beyotch.
...when will I stop giving a f@#$ of what others think of me and start living my life.
...will I ever be attracted to girls in that way
...what are people's first impression of me.
...will I ever meet, in person, with any of the bloggers I have been chatting with for the past few months.
...when will Matt Leinart realize he is gay and becomes my boyfriend.
...will I ever become more talkative because I can't carry a conversation if my life depended on it, doesn't matter if its online, on the phone or in person I suck at it.
...what life as in store for me in next 5, 10, 20 years.
*This is my 100th post, I never thought I would reach this mark.
Posted by Closeted at 8:11 PM
Saturday, July 21, 2007
Last night as I walk into the sauna there were four guys talking about tattoos. Two of them had tatts on their arms and they were saying that they wanted to get some on their legs. But they didn't know what size it should be or if it hurts and what not. That is when one of the guys notice that I had tattoos on my legs, so they started asking how long did it take and if it hurts. (To those who cares, it hurts behind the knee and when it hits the bone.) Then we started sharing our tattoo stories, it's pretty cool how complete strangers can bond, in all places the sauna, about tattoos. Too bad they weren't all that great looking..haha.
Oh and on a completely different subject on Thursday, I think it was, a very HOT firefighter came into my work. They were doing their annual check just to make sure everything works correctly. I had seen them walking by and I was hoping for the hot one to come in, because the others didn't compare to him and to my luck it was the hot one. When I stood next to him, I went up to his shoulders and I am about 5'10" so he must have been over 6'. He had beautiful arms and pecs to go with that frame. I talked with him for a bit and tried my hardest not to stare to much, needless to say he made my day.
Posted by Closeted at 8:24 PM
Wednesday, July 18, 2007
In the Men's Room...
EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.
SOCIABLE: Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.
CROSSEYES: Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.
TIMID: Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal, comes back later.
INDIFFERENT: All urinals being used, pisses in sink.
CLEVER: No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on floor.
FRIVOLOUS: Plays stream up, down and across urinals, tries to hit fly or bug.
WORRIED: Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.
ABSENTMINDED: Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.
CHILDISH: Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble.
SNEAK: Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in next stall will get blamed.
PATIENT: Stands very close for a long while waiting, reads with free hand.
DESPERATE: Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.
TOUGH: Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it.
EFFICIENT: Waits until he has to crap, then does both.
FAT: Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shoe.
LITTLE: Stands on box, falls in, drowns.
DRUNK: Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.
DISGRUNTLED: Stands for awhile, gives up, walks away.
CONCEITED: Holds two inch dick like a baseball bat.
What do you do?
Has anyone ever had this?
Worlds Worst Tattoo
I always say it's the thought that counts.
The Rules of Sex
The more beautiful the person is who loves you, the easier it is to leave with no hard feelings.
Nothing improves with age.
No matter how many times you've had it, take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.
Sex has no calories.
Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
No sex with anyone in the same office.
Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you'll get or how long it'll last.
A man in the house is worth two in the street.
If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.
Virginity can be cured.
Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
Sex is dirty only if it's done right.
It is always the wrong time of month.
When the lights are out, everyone is beautiful.
Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.
Sow your wild oats on Saturday night -- Then on Sunday pray for crop failure.
The younger the better
The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.
It wasn't the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused trouble in Eden.
Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly.
Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.
Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.
Love is a hole in the heart.
Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.
Do it only with the best.
Sex is a 3-letter word which needs old-fashioned 4-letter words to convey its meaning.
One good turn gets most of the blankets.
You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women.
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
Thou shalt not commit adultery.....unless in the mood.
What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.
It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
Never say no.
Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone.
A man is only a man, but a good bicycle is a ride.
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant.
Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
Don't do it if you can't keep it up.
There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.
Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight ! !
Love is the delusion that one person differs from another.
"This won't hurt, I promise."
Intelligence Test See how smart you are...take the test.
Female or Shemale Can you Tell!!
Posted by Closeted at 11:15 AM
Saturday, July 14, 2007
On Thursday I had my interview and it went pretty well, but I don’t think I am going to get the job. Towards the end of the interview she had mention that I am only the second person she interview and has 6 other people. Also the lady that interviewed me is the boss of my friend and my friend told me that there are a few internal people applying for that position as well. So I figured she would hire someone internally since they already know the system. She is supposed to tell me by next Friday, so we’ll just have to wait and see what happens.
Last night I went out to celebrate a birthday of one of my friends. I really wasn’t in the mood so I was just going to go make an appearance buy her a drink and take off, but that didn’t happen. I met up with them at a bar in
Oh and I forgot to mention there were TONS of cute guys sitting at the bar and many of them were chatting pretty close to one another, it could have been the fact that it was loud, but in my mind they were flirting with each other.
Posted by Closeted at 4:50 PM
Wednesday, July 11, 2007
Last night I decided to check out a new gym that had just opened. It is a bit further from the house so I had to hop on the freeway, while driving on the freeway I saw a figure run by. And I was thinking to myself there is no way that anyone would be running across the freeway. So the car a few lanes over flashed his high beam and too much shock it was a guy running across the freeway. I was looking around to see if the guy was running from the cops or anyone, but no one was following him. I mean who the hell runs across the freeway at 11 o’clock at night…just crazy.
On a side note I have another job interview tomorrow, so we’ll see what happens. And if anyone’s company or organization is hiring send the link my way, I would be greatly appreciated.
Posted by Closeted at 4:55 PM
Friday, July 6, 2007
I hope everyone had a good 4th of July. I just got back from Laughlin, NV a few hours ago and had a great trip. We got there Wednesday night, checked in and made it just in time to see the fireworks along the river. Once the show was over we meet up with my cousins co-worker and her family and walked around a bit and gambled for the rest of the night.
On Thursday we slept in, woke up had a late breakfast/lunch, checked out the outlets, which sucked, then headed back to the hotel to chill and lounge around for a while. Then my cousin's co-worker called and we headed down to the river, which was awesome, the water was ice cold; no exaggeration it was really cold, but I loved it. They had rented some jet ski's so I had my turn with it and took it up and down the river a few times to cool of, oh did I mention that the temperature was a nice and warm 128 degrees, see the reason why I didn't mind the ice cold water. After a few hours at the river we head back to the nice and air condition hotel cleaned up grab some dinner and gambled the night away.
And today we just woke up ate and headed home. At the end of the trip I lost around a 100 bucks, which is not to bad I guess and I had a blast at the river so it was worth it.
Posted by Closeted at 11:02 PM
Tuesday, July 3, 2007
Tomorrow is the 4th of July and my cousins and I decided to go to Laughlin, NV for a few days. I haven't been there in over 10 years so it should be fun, but the only thing is it's going to be a nice and toasty 121 degrees.
For those who haven't been too or heard of Laughlin, it is pretty much a WAY tone down version of Vegas. It has about six or seven casinos, I think, but the main thing that makes it great is that all of the casinos are all along the Colorado River.
Posted by Closeted at 3:39 PM
Monday, July 2, 2007
Just as I was getting over my obsession with this man, it comes right back. Yesterday, I was reading the Sunday LA Times and when I got to my favorite part of the paper, the sport section, guess who I find on the cover; that's right the love of my life and with almost a full page article to follow. I can never get over this man.
Posted by Closeted at 1:37 AM