Sunday, August 12, 2007

Weird Sex Laws

A law in Faibanks, Alaska, does not allow moose to have sex on city streets.

In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit.

In Florida it is illegal for single, divorced, or widowed women to parachute on Sunday afternoons.

If a police officer in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho, suspects a couple is having sex inside a vehicle they must honk their horn three times, and wait two minutes before being allowed to approach the scene.

Women must address bachelors as master instead of mister, according to an Illinois state law.

A law in Oblong, Illinois makes it a crime to make love while fishing or hunting on your wedding day.

In Ames Iowa a husband may not take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with his wife.

A law in Alexandria, Minnesota makes it illegal for a husband to make love to his wife if his breath smells like garlic, onions, or sardines.

In Bozeman, Montana, you can't perform any sexual acts in the front yard of any home, after sundown, and if you are nude.

A Helena, Montana law states that a woman cannot dance on a saloon table unless her clothing weights more than three pounds, two ounces.

Hotel owners in Hastings, Nebraska are required by law to provide a clean, white cotton nightshirt to each guest. According to the law, no couple may have sex unless they are wearing the nightshirts.

Any couple making out inside a vehicle, and accidentally sounding the horn during their lustful act, may be taken to jail according to a Liberty Corner, New Jersey law.

During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico, no couple should engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has curtains.

In Nevada sex without a condom is considered illegal.

In Cleveland, Ohio women are not allowed to wear patent-leather shoes.

Clinton, Oklahoma, has a law against masturbating while watching two people having sex in a car.

In Willowdale, Oregon, no man may curse while having sex with his wife.

In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.

Hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, are required by law to furnish their rooms with twin beds only. There should be a minimum of two feet between the beds, and it is illegal for a couple to make love on the floor between the beds.

In Kingsville, Texas, there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property.

A Tremonton, Utah law states that no woman is allowed to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the woman's name will be published in the local newspaper. The man does not receive any punishment.

No woman may go in public without wearing a corset in Norfolk, Virginia.

In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances. (including the wedding night)

The only acceptable sexual position in Washington D.C. is the missionary-style position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal.

In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot of a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.

**from Weird Facts

Monday, August 6, 2007

The Weekend

Friday night I saw The Bourne Ultimatum and it was great. The movie kept you on edge the whole time and the fight scenes were awesome. And plus all the assassins though out the entire movie were so damn hot and sexy.



Saturday my friends and I went to Six Flags Magic Mountain. And it felt as though everyone and their moms were there. The lines for all the good rides were about 2-3 hours long, but we waited and it was well worth the wait.

There were so many hotties all over the place, it was driving me crazy. But towards the end of the night the park seems to becomes couple nation, everywhere I look there are couples hugging, kissing, holding hands. It gets me kind of sad because I wish I had someone to do that with, but even if I did we would not be doing that in public. At the end of the day I had a great time, very tiring but fun.

And Sunday was work as usual.

Thursday, August 2, 2007

Be-Lated Birthday Dinner

I just got back from my be-lated birthday dinner, which was at Lawry's in Beverly Hills. Every year the football teams that are going to play in the Rose Bowl go to this is the restaurant to see who can eat the most beef, which they call the Beef Bowl they even have a beef bowl cut, I don't even want to imagine how big that cut is, because the cut I had was pretty damn thick.

Anyways this was the BEST prime rib I have ever had. It was so damn tender and the mash potato, gravy and creamed corn was soo good as well. So if anyone is ever in Beverly Hills, Chicago, Dallas or Las Vegas I recommend you try this place and you won't be disappointed.

Wednesday, August 1, 2007

Gym Pt.3

At the gym there are a handful of guys that I find so hot/sexy/cute. Don't get me wrong there are tons of cute guys, but some just pushes my buttons and I just want to stare. Well last night I got to see one them shirtless. We were in the sauna, and we have been in there at the same time before but he has never taken off his shirt. For some reason last night he did and DAMN, it made my dream come true, partly (full dream to see him naked). His body is ALOT more rip than I had imagined it, so beautiful and tone.



Sunday, July 29, 2007

Thanks

I meant to post this a few days ago but i forgot , sorry. I wanted to say thank you to everyone for the birthday wishes.

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

A Few Gifts for Me

So today is my birthday and as a little gift to myself, I decided to post a FEW pics of guys that I would love sometime alone with. So in no particular order, after my number one man, they are as followed and remember there are many more to go this list, I am to lazy to post them all.

Matt Leinart



Casey Kotchman....Brian Urlacher....Alan Ritchson


Derek Jeter & Alex Rodriguez....Dan Wells....Chris Evans


Jason Taylor....Jason Statham....Freddie Ljungberg


Kasey Kahne....Josh Duhamel....Jeremy Bloom


Michael Owen....Kelly Slater....Ryan Reynolds


Ryan Phillippe....Reggie Bush....Paul Walker


Alex Smith....Brandon Beemer....Andy Roddick

Sunday, July 22, 2007

I Wonder...

...if my parents suspect anything, since I have never brought home and/or even talk about girls.

...if my close cousins, that I hang out with often, suspects anything.

...if my close friends suspect anything because I have never really talked about girls with them and, like my parents, they have never seen me with a girl.

...how different my life would be if I was out.

...if I will ever meet the right person and be able to live a life with lying to myself and the rest of the world.

...if others find me at least somewhat decent looking, because I do not.

...how my parents, family and friends would take it when and even if I ever come out.

...would my parents be as accepting as Tim's parents were, CONGRADS Tim.

...what it would be like to have brothers and/or sisters, someone that I can talk to, not about this stuff but just about things in general.

...if I will ever have the balls to go to a gar bar or event.

...how many others out there are in the same situation that I am in and feel the same way I do.

...if there really is such a thing as gay vibes, if so

...if I give off a gay vibe and can anyone pick up on it.

...when will I stop being such a sensitive little beyotch.

...when will I stop giving a f@#$ of what others think of me and start living my life.

...will I ever be attracted to girls in that way

...what are people's first impression of me.

...will I ever meet, in person, with any of the bloggers I have been chatting with for the past few months.

...when will Matt Leinart realize he is gay and becomes my boyfriend.

...will I ever become more talkative because I can't carry a conversation if my life depended on it, doesn't matter if its online, on the phone or in person I suck at it.

...what life as in store for me in next 5, 10, 20 years.


*This is my 100th post, I never thought I would reach this mark.